Agony of man, 42, who broke his PENIS during sex.

OOOuuucchhhh....

The 42-year-old had to undergo emergency surgery after snapping a fibrous membrane inside the organ.

His erect phallus had inadvertently collided with his partner’s perineum, the area in front of the anus.

The man heard a snap, felt his penis become immediately flaccid, and noticed a rush of blood from the tip.That has to be the most painful thing that can happen to a man.

Teacher beats 12-year-old pupil to death in Egypt because he had not done his homework.

A Cairo schoolboy died on Sunday after being severely beaten by his teacher who has now been suspended, Egypt's education ministry said as an inquiry was launched.

Corporal punishment is common in Egyptian schools, where official negligence has been blamed for the deaths in late 2014 of two children in accidents because of badly maintained equipment.

The 12-year-old pupil died on Sunday 'after being beaten by a teacher the previous day', a ministry statement said.That teacher should go to jail for life..

US Missionary abducted in Nigeria released unharmed.

A 71-year-old Seattle missionary abducted last month from a school in Nigeria has been released and is safe, the Free Methodist Church USA said Friday.

In a statement on the church website, Bishop David Kendall said the Reverend Phyllis Sortor was released Friday evening, Nigeria time, 'into the care of authorities and Free Methodist Church leaders'.

Armed men abducted her on February 23 from the Hope Academy compound in Emiworo, Kogi state.

Former Liverpool star Dirk Kuyt 'emotional' over invitation to return to Anfield for charity match

Dirk Kuyt has revealed how he is overcome by emotion at the thought of returning to play at Anfield for a day he thought he would never come.
The 34-year-old left the Reds for Fenerbahce in 2012, has accepted an invitation to take part in an All-Star charity match on March 29 organised by the Liverpool Fc Foundation - with two teams captained by Reds homegrown heroes Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher,

Four years to the day that he scored his famous hat-trick against Manchester United Liverpool fans favourite Kuyt said: “To get the call was very exciting because I’ve never been back and it will be very special just to go back to Liverpool, to see the people, to go back to Melwood and say ‘hello’ to everyone.
“Rekindlin

g memories I will never forget

Nigerian mega fraudsters jailed in the U.K

Three sophisticated fraudsters who used the names of more than 200 dead children to launder profits from an attempted £1m VAT fraud have been jailed for more than 16 years. 

Saheed Oyeneye, 35, Rasaq Omotunde, 38, and Oluwakemi Adesaogun, 38, all from south east London, set up hundreds of bogus online HMRC accounts to ‘get rich quick’ off the public purse.

The Nigerian-born adopted false identities of hundreds of unsuspecting victims, mirroring the tactic employed by the assassin in The Day of the Jackal, as part of his plot to shoot French president Charles de Gaulle.

In total, the gang managed to pocket around £250,000, which was banked across hundreds of accounts which had been set up under false names.

But the trio were rumbled early on by HMRC and did not pay out more than three-quarters of the money.

When their homes were searched, investigators discovered the personal details of more than 200 dead children were stored on computers, the court heard.

 

Boko Haram kills at least 68 people attending morning prayers before burning Nigerian village to ground.

At least 68 people, including children, were massacred by suspected Boko Haram militants as they attended morning prayers.

Men and boys were targeted by gunmen after they stormed Njaba in North eastern Nigeria before burning the remote village to the ground.

The assault took place early on Tuesday as many villagers in the isolated community were heading to morning prayers. 

'The attack was not immediately known because the village is very remote and our men couldn't access the area,' said a military source,but the militants could?sloppy work from the Military.

Nigerian woman landed job in the House of Commons after gluing a photo of herself onto a forged passport.

An illegal immigrant worked in a House of Commons cafe for two months before security noticed she had simply glued her picture onto a fake Swedish passport.

Adeyemi Zubairu was arrested on 2 January after Palace of Westminster security staff spotted the poorly forged ID document while she working as a casual member of the catering team.

The 37-year-old's role at the Despatch Box Café, which she secured through an external recruitment agency, saw her serve coffee to senior ministers, MPs and their guests.

 Zubairu insisted she had applied for the job in desperation for cash after her aunt, who still lived in her native country, contracted Ebola and needed medicine.

She was granted a suspended sentence today after a judge said she committed the crime for ‘honourable reasons’.

$4.8m Gold Robbery May Have Been Inside Job.

North Carolina officials say a multimillion-dollar robbery of gold bars from a truck in North Carolina may have been an inside job.

The heist last Sunday happened when two armed guards aboard the truck pulled over on a remote stretch of highway as one of them said he was feeling car sick, according to what they told police.
The guards told police they got out of the truck without their weapons.They were immediately accosted by three armed men with Cuban accents who forced them onto the ground, tied their hands with duct tape and walked them into the woods.

QPR defender Nedum Onuoha shows off gruesome facial cut suffered in Arsenal defeat.

This is the graphic facial cut suffered by Nedum Onouha during QPRs defeat last night
Onuoha clashed heads with team-mate Steven Caulker during the game, and was substituted after the incident.
Rs winger Shaun Wright-Phillips uploaded the image to social networking site Kicca after the game, captioning: "Wish big chief all the best and it goes back to normal."
It was the defender's first appearance for Rangers since the defeat to Southampton almost a month ago.OOUUCCHH.

Woman stuck in toilet is rescued in the most bizarre way possible.

This is the bizarre moment a woman got her foot stuck in a toilet - and had to be rescued by a spoon.
Emergency services were called to a house in Guangxi Province in China after the female had stood in the toilet bowl and got her limbs wedged.
The white porcelain bowl, which was set into the floor, had to be destroyed by the fire crew, but when their specialist equipment didn't work, they had to resort to the common household item in order to dig her out.

Nigerian pastor arrested for impregnating 20 women and their daughters in Church.

Wonders shall never end,a 53-year-old pastor who reportedly impregnated 20 members of congregation claims the Holy Spirit ordered him to have sex with them.

Nigerian police have now arrested Timothy Ngwu for abusing the young girls and women at Vineyard Ministry of the Holy Trinity.

Ngwu's abusive behaviour was finally reported to the police by his estranged wife Veronica who grew tired of his adulterous behaviour - and reportedly impregnated her young neice.

Ngwu told the same website he has 13 children with five different wives and the mistresses God's 'prophetic' will told him to acquire.

He also claims he never had sex with any married woman unless their husbands consented to the Holy Spirit's request. 

Calista Omeje and Assumpta Odo both left their husbands to live with the pastor based on these holy commands.Pervert.

PIC OF THE DAY.

Is that a nose on a tree..

Dave Whelan resigns as Wigan chairman and appoints 23-year-old grandson David Sharpe as replacement.

The 78-year-old will retain ownership of Latics, but will no longer play a role in running the club.
Whelan's grandson, David Sharpe, is to take over from his grandfather as official chairman at the DW Stadium.
A club statement read: "Wigan Athletic have confirmed that Chairman Dave Whelan has resigned his position as Chairman of the football club, with immediate effect, putting an end to a glorious 20 year tenure in charge of the club.
"Mr Whelan’s grandson David Sharpe will be formally elected as new Chairman of Wigan Athletic by the Board of Directors at a date to be confirmed soon, and will be assisted in the running of the club by Chief Executive Jonathan Jackson

Wu tang Clan release long anticipated single album.

Hidden in a vault in Marrakesh, it has been one of the most highly-anticipated albums in music history.

And tonight, after six years, the Wu-Tang Clan finally opened the handcrafted silver box that holds their unheard record Once Upon A Time In Shaolin - before sealing it away once more.

In an attempt to break free from the Spotify and YouTube era of freely-shared music, rap's most influential collective is selling the 31-track double LP to one bidder for millions of dollars.

After a private online-only sale this month through art dealers Paddle8 - which employs Britain's Princess Eugenie - the buyer cannot share the album for at least 88 years.

DailyMail.com was there with the group's de facto leader RZA, producer Cilvaringz, a small group of prospective buyers and half a dozen selected fans in Queens, New York City, for the first and last time any of the album would be played before the year 2103.culled from dailymail.

While some were fans, others were advisers who hailed from as far as Asia to inspect the 'artwork'.

One adviser for a Chinese collector, who wished to remain anonymous, told DailyMail.com collectors are clamouring to get their hands on the record and its silver box - whether they like Wu-Tang or not.

The box comes inside a cedar wood treasure chest covered with black cow leather and light beige velvet lining.

Inside, is a cinematic-style record, plus a leather-bound 174-page manuscript printed on gilded Fedrigoni Marina parchment with lyrics, credits, tales about the recording.

The adviser said: 'Someone said it would be worth $1 million. That's nothing. This is something completely different; completely new. I don't think I could put a price on it.

PHOTO OF THE DAY:BIGGEST BABY.

This baby in India is the biggest baby of his age on record,just look at the size of the little bugger.His average lunch can fill a grown man.

OMG,Woman defends her decision to wire $1.4 MILLION to online lover in Africa she's never met.

A woman has defended her decision to send $1.4 million to her online lover in Africa - who she has never met.

Twice-divorced Sarah met Chris Olsen online 18 months ago.

Though the mysterious man's accent has changed over time, and he keeps asking for money to be wired to various different countries, Sarah insists she is '95 per cent certain' that he is telling her the truth.

Despite his numerous attempts to come home so they can be together, she says, he keeps getting arrested on false charges.This is the most gullible woman i have ever seen,,,they met online and he proposed love within seven days.

She has now sent him $1.4 million in total for hotel bills, calling cards, lawyers, an expired visa, stolen credit cards, and bail.

Last June, she even had to sell an apartment she owned to wire him $550,000 bail.

However, she believes he is trying his utmost to make it home.

Sarah concedes that there are suspicious elements to his story: 'When I first started talking to him,' she told Dr Phil, 'He sounded Italian now his accent's kind of changed I don't know if he's adapted to where he's at... in Benin.'

But, she concludes: 'I still believe in love,,ode