Agony of man, 42, who broke his PENIS during sex.

OOOuuucchhhh....

The 42-year-old had to undergo emergency surgery after snapping a fibrous membrane inside the organ.

His erect phallus had inadvertently collided with his partner’s perineum, the area in front of the anus.

The man heard a snap, felt his penis become immediately flaccid, and noticed a rush of blood from the tip.That has to be the most painful thing that can happen to a man.

Teacher beats 12-year-old pupil to death in Egypt because he had not done his homework.

A Cairo schoolboy died on Sunday after being severely beaten by his teacher who has now been suspended, Egypt's education ministry said as an inquiry was launched.

Corporal punishment is common in Egyptian schools, where official negligence has been blamed for the deaths in late 2014 of two children in accidents because of badly maintained equipment.

The 12-year-old pupil died on Sunday 'after being beaten by a teacher the previous day', a ministry statement said.That teacher should go to jail for life..

US Missionary abducted in Nigeria released unharmed.

A 71-year-old Seattle missionary abducted last month from a school in Nigeria has been released and is safe, the Free Methodist Church USA said Friday.

In a statement on the church website, Bishop David Kendall said the Reverend Phyllis Sortor was released Friday evening, Nigeria time, 'into the care of authorities and Free Methodist Church leaders'.

Armed men abducted her on February 23 from the Hope Academy compound in Emiworo, Kogi state.

Former Liverpool star Dirk Kuyt 'emotional' over invitation to return to Anfield for charity match

Dirk Kuyt has revealed how he is overcome by emotion at the thought of returning to play at Anfield for a day he thought he would never come.
The 34-year-old left the Reds for Fenerbahce in 2012, has accepted an invitation to take part in an All-Star charity match on March 29 organised by the Liverpool Fc Foundation - with two teams captained by Reds homegrown heroes Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher,

Four years to the day that he scored his famous hat-trick against Manchester United Liverpool fans favourite Kuyt said: “To get the call was very exciting because I’ve never been back and it will be very special just to go back to Liverpool, to see the people, to go back to Melwood and say ‘hello’ to everyone.
“Rekindlin

g memories I will never forget

Nigerian mega fraudsters jailed in the U.K

Three sophisticated fraudsters who used the names of more than 200 dead children to launder profits from an attempted £1m VAT fraud have been jailed for more than 16 years. 

Saheed Oyeneye, 35, Rasaq Omotunde, 38, and Oluwakemi Adesaogun, 38, all from south east London, set up hundreds of bogus online HMRC accounts to ‘get rich quick’ off the public purse.

The Nigerian-born adopted false identities of hundreds of unsuspecting victims, mirroring the tactic employed by the assassin in The Day of the Jackal, as part of his plot to shoot French president Charles de Gaulle.

In total, the gang managed to pocket around £250,000, which was banked across hundreds of accounts which had been set up under false names.

But the trio were rumbled early on by HMRC and did not pay out more than three-quarters of the money.

When their homes were searched, investigators discovered the personal details of more than 200 dead children were stored on computers, the court heard.

 

Boko Haram kills at least 68 people attending morning prayers before burning Nigerian village to ground.

At least 68 people, including children, were massacred by suspected Boko Haram militants as they attended morning prayers.

Men and boys were targeted by gunmen after they stormed Njaba in North eastern Nigeria before burning the remote village to the ground.

The assault took place early on Tuesday as many villagers in the isolated community were heading to morning prayers. 

'The attack was not immediately known because the village is very remote and our men couldn't access the area,' said a military source,but the militants could?sloppy work from the Military.

Nigerian woman landed job in the House of Commons after gluing a photo of herself onto a forged passport.

An illegal immigrant worked in a House of Commons cafe for two months before security noticed she had simply glued her picture onto a fake Swedish passport.

Adeyemi Zubairu was arrested on 2 January after Palace of Westminster security staff spotted the poorly forged ID document while she working as a casual member of the catering team.

The 37-year-old's role at the Despatch Box Café, which she secured through an external recruitment agency, saw her serve coffee to senior ministers, MPs and their guests.

 Zubairu insisted she had applied for the job in desperation for cash after her aunt, who still lived in her native country, contracted Ebola and needed medicine.

She was granted a suspended sentence today after a judge said she committed the crime for ‘honourable reasons’.